Archant, publishers of my local newspapers The Eastern Daily Press and The Eastern Evening News, have unveiled a virtual newsreader at www.newsfastuk.info.

Did I mention it was a TERRIFYING, CHINLESS, QUASI-REPTILIAN NEWSREADER FROM HELL? Have a quick look, but steel yourself beforehand.

Inconceivably, it seems that registering the .com was beyond the scope of the project. So I did it instead. Why not head on over to www.newsfastuk.com and have a look? I apologise for my content not being as frightening as the original.

Labels: Animation, Parody