I didn't make this, but I felt the need to post it somewhere. It is an exploration of genuine fear at a traumatic event, followed by the ultimate outcome of the trauma...



Oh, all right, I was lying. It was just that the shrieking and voice at the end made me laugh.

Labels: Video

Archant, publishers of my local newspapers The Eastern Daily Press and The Eastern Evening News, have unveiled a virtual newsreader at www.newsfastuk.info.

Did I mention it was a TERRIFYING, CHINLESS, QUASI-REPTILIAN NEWSREADER FROM HELL? Have a quick look, but steel yourself beforehand.

Inconceivably, it seems that registering the .com was beyond the scope of the project. So I did it instead. Why not head on over to www.newsfastuk.com and have a look? I apologise for my content not being as frightening as the original.

Labels: Animation, Parody

Bobby Crosby from poker comic +EV conducted a short interview with me. I somehow managed to come second in the weekly +EV tournament, despite being obviously rubbish. A permanent link to the interview can be found here.

I won 33 American Devaluation Tokens (or "dollars"), which is about £17 in actual money. Now to get me some shoes!

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