30 April 2007
Yes, I now have worms
Oop, forgot to post my latest review for Gizmodo. It's an exciting plastic rack that almost lets you make crisps in your microwave!
In other news: Trailer Club 70 has had it's video quality updated, which is nice. Although the site seems to be down at the time I'm typing this, which is much less nice.
The Secret Life of Skeletor has been featured on the homepage at Dailymotion, which was a pleasant surprise. In fact, I'm going to post their hosted version of the video below because it's much higher quality than Youtube.
The Secret Life of Skeletor
Uploaded by doctorashen
In other news: Trailer Club 70 has had it's video quality updated, which is nice. Although the site seems to be down at the time I'm typing this, which is much less nice.
The Secret Life of Skeletor has been featured on the homepage at Dailymotion, which was a pleasant surprise. In fact, I'm going to post their hosted version of the video below because it's much higher quality than Youtube.
The Secret Life of Skeletor
Uploaded by doctorashen
Labels: Gizmodo, Review, Site news, Video
24 April 2007
So whose side was Zordak on anyway?
It's an all-new thing!
In other news -Trailer Club 70 will be undergoing an upgrade in the next couple of days which will greatly improve the video quality of the trailers on offer. Smashing!
In other news -Trailer Club 70 will be undergoing an upgrade in the next couple of days which will greatly improve the video quality of the trailers on offer. Smashing!
Labels: Edit / Dub, Parody, Video
07 April 2007
The ACTUAL worst video game cover ever.
There's been a lot of talk recently about the worst box art ever inflicted on the video game buying public. But nobody seems to be aware of what must surely be the actual, no kidding, flat-out worst image to ever have been slapped on a cardboard box.
It is Metrocross for the Atari ST.

Some random idiot dressed in spandex, pulling the most gormless face humanly possible, leaping out of a damaged chessboard. The little silhouette of a prancing man is just the icing on the cake. I've heard this described as the "world's crappest image", a description which bears some merit.
Other home versions of Metrocross featured a futuristic illustration far more relevant to the game than idiot-boy and his skateboard. Why did the Atari ST warrant the creation of this visual abomination? There is no excuse for the existence of this image, and the retarded work experience boy who made it should be hunted down and terminated with extreme prejudice.
The game was pretty good, by the way.
As a sort of runner-up, here's a picture of Anirog Software's Kong game for the ZX Spectrum.

Hooray!
EDIT: I've been advised to "Digg" this post, by submitting it to the Digg website and writing "Digg" in inverted commas a lot. So I have. I'll put up one of those nice little counting buttons when I have time to figure out how.
It is Metrocross for the Atari ST.

Some random idiot dressed in spandex, pulling the most gormless face humanly possible, leaping out of a damaged chessboard. The little silhouette of a prancing man is just the icing on the cake. I've heard this described as the "world's crappest image", a description which bears some merit.
Other home versions of Metrocross featured a futuristic illustration far more relevant to the game than idiot-boy and his skateboard. Why did the Atari ST warrant the creation of this visual abomination? There is no excuse for the existence of this image, and the retarded work experience boy who made it should be hunted down and terminated with extreme prejudice.
The game was pretty good, by the way.
As a sort of runner-up, here's a picture of Anirog Software's Kong game for the ZX Spectrum.

Hooray!
EDIT: I've been advised to "Digg" this post, by submitting it to the Digg website and writing "Digg" in inverted commas a lot. So I have. I'll put up one of those nice little counting buttons when I have time to figure out how.
01 April 2007
Come join the club, the Trailer Club
Using my brain and hands, I've made a new website!

It's dedicated to trailers of really strange films from the seventies. And sixties. And sometimes the early eighties.
Also: An upgrade at Blogger has fudged up the website design. I'm on it.

It's dedicated to trailers of really strange films from the seventies. And sixties. And sometimes the early eighties.
Also: An upgrade at Blogger has fudged up the website design. I'm on it.
Labels: Article, Site news, Video