19 December 2007
Kwon is strong
I've been wanting to rip this piece of hideous crap to pieces since I spent £10 on it fifteen years ago.
CATHARSIS ACHIEVED.
DVD Bonus Extra Thing!
Here's a cobbled-together preview of the game from the ZX Spectrum magazine Crash, which shows that the publisher originally wanted to promote Human Killing Machine as the official Street Fighter II. Until higher-up people at Capcom told them to drop dead, presumably.

CATHARSIS ACHIEVED.
DVD Bonus Extra Thing!
Here's a cobbled-together preview of the game from the ZX Spectrum magazine Crash, which shows that the publisher originally wanted to promote Human Killing Machine as the official Street Fighter II. Until higher-up people at Capcom told them to drop dead, presumably.

15 December 2007
That there ol' Heffalump
About time I released the now ancient Naughty Heffalump on YouTube...
INFINITELY HIGHER QUALITY VERSION HERE.
INFINITELY HIGHER QUALITY VERSION HERE.
Labels: Animation
07 December 2007
Dad, Dad, I can't see the screen Dad
Ugh. These were the most horrible pieces of rip-off tat I've found so far. Ugh.
Thanks to Narcoleptic Insomnia Productions for sending me the games for this review.
I've still got a few Neo Double Games left if you want to buy one. They're the perfect gift for Xmas!*
*This is a lie
05 December 2007
"Chintendo Vii"
Hello.
PLEASE STOP E-MAILING ME AND SENDING ME YOUTUBE MESSAGES ABOUT THE VII.
The "Vii" is a Chinese-made rip-off of Nintendo's super-popular Wii. It's not currently available, will almost certainly never be sold outside China, and the cost of importing one would be horrific. (The unit will apparently cost about £80 officially, so imagine how much these 'rare' items would go for on Ebay)
If I can ever get one, I will. That's all I can say.
I'm receiving about 40 messages a week at the moment. Please stop, folks.
PLEASE STOP E-MAILING ME AND SENDING ME YOUTUBE MESSAGES ABOUT THE VII.
The "Vii" is a Chinese-made rip-off of Nintendo's super-popular Wii. It's not currently available, will almost certainly never be sold outside China, and the cost of importing one would be horrific. (The unit will apparently cost about £80 officially, so imagine how much these 'rare' items would go for on Ebay)
If I can ever get one, I will. That's all I can say.
I'm receiving about 40 messages a week at the moment. Please stop, folks.
Labels: Site news
01 December 2007
Recap! Cap! Cap!
Now that Crap Comics Month is nothing more than a painful memory, here's a recap of the most interesting thing from last month that you may have missed: Gunstorm!
It is a music video that I made for a song. You've probably guessed that by now.
As a pointless 'DVD Extra' style bonus, here are some scenes which weren't used in the final cut:
It is a music video that I made for a song. You've probably guessed that by now.
As a pointless 'DVD Extra' style bonus, here are some scenes which weren't used in the final cut:
