30 November 2007
Crap Comics Final Guest Special!
Today is the final day of Crap Comics Month! This means I never have to make any comics again EVER, which is frankly a good thing for everyone.
As a final farewell, here's a GUEST COMIC SPECIAL because, frankly, you've all suffered enough of my efforts. Click on the names for a comic.
Gareth Williams!
DW2K6!
Brian Blessed!
Brian Blessed again!
Halen Particle!
Right, that's enough of that. Here's a special message to anyone who has visited the site every day to see the comics: Sorry.
As a final farewell, here's a GUEST COMIC SPECIAL because, frankly, you've all suffered enough of my efforts. Click on the names for a comic.
Gareth Williams!
DW2K6!
Brian Blessed!
Brian Blessed again!
Halen Particle!
Right, that's enough of that. Here's a special message to anyone who has visited the site every day to see the comics: Sorry.
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29 November 2007
Doctor Ashen Says 5
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28 November 2007
DEATH PROOF
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Hopefully this will save you the cost of a DVD rental.
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27 November 2007
Unnecessarily Aggressive Susan
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Ugh. This is my least favourite. But it is based on a real person! But not a real situation, obv. Thanks to Joachim K. for providing most of the 3D objects used for this one.
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26 November 2007
Doctor Ashen Says 4
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25 November 2007
Guest Strip 6
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Thanks to TSNinjaPirate for today's strip. It references a Sony PR disaster from yesteryear - more info here.
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24 November 2007
The Enterprise Drinking Contest
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23 November 2007
Pillow Spiv
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I was asked what Pillow Spiv from the fictional 1950's Crap Comics would have been like. Here you go!
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22 November 2007
Guest Strip 5
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Thanks to YouTube's Super Waffle Ninja for the most blasphemous comic yet! And it's apparently based on a true story...
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21 November 2007
Inexplicable Geoff 2
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20 November 2007
Magical Cat Adventures
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19 November 2007
Doctor Ashen Says 3
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18 November 2007
Guest Strip 4
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Thanks to Narcoleptic Insomnia Productions for today's comic. I'm not familiar with most of the characters in it, but anything featuring a man shitting a fish is good by me.
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17 November 2007
Self-absorbed Maths Student Comics 2
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16 November 2007
The Rocketry Association's Annual Meeting
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15 November 2007
Captain Positive 2
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14 November 2007
Guest Strip 3
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Thanks to Alex for today's cautionary strip.
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13 November 2007
Doctor Ashen Says 2
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11 November 2007
The King of Sprite Comics
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Guest Strip 2
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This strip was produced by the splendid Brian Blessed. Not the famous shouty one, but the one who makes amusing YouTube videos.
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10 November 2007
Generic Space Opera 1
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Style roughly stolen from existing webcomic blah blah blah. The great thing about this joke is that a crappy Star Trek prequel has been announced since I wrote it, so it now works for both characters!
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09 November 2007
You Know My Name
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08 November 2007
Self-absorbed Maths Student Comics 1
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This was inspired by an idiot I met last month. The style is roughly stolen from an existing webcomic - no points whatsoever for guessing which one!
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07 November 2007
Captain Positive 1
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06 November 2007
My Favourite Decoration
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I love this one, but unfortunately you may have to be over 25 years old and British to understand it.
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05 November 2007
Doctor Ashen Says 1
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Vaguely technical internet piracy joke. Sorry.
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04 November 2007
Guest Strip 1
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Today's comic is a guest strip made by DW2K6, who runs the web's most sensible blog Bongo Bongo Forever and just released his first album.
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03 November 2007
Inexplicable Geoff 1
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The Arabic text is supposed to say "Welcome", but probably says "nnfGGfnnn" as I don't understand how the language works and am therefore unable to write it correctly.
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02 November 2007
Alien Customs
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01 November 2007
Paris Hilton in Carbonite
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So begins Crap Comics month! And a Star Wars reference with over-use of cut & paste on the first day. Sorry.
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31 October 2007
Drawn to Death
Starting tomorrow and finishing on 30th November this site will feature a new, original, and almost certainly awful comic strip each day. The vast majority have been produced by me, with a few submissions from willing volunteers.
FAQ:
Q: Will video production will continue as normal over this period?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you draw?
A: Not really.
K: Shouldn't this sentence have a Q in front of it?
A: Yes.
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