29 June 2008
We paid our fare with a hobo song
I've become a bit obsessed with the world's best mutant sheep, the Godmonster of Indian Flats. The following video is a result.
ALSO: A kindly person with poor taste has set up a Facebook group in my honour, titled "A bunch of people who like Dr. Ashen". My girlfriend claims that no more than 50 people will ever join it. She needs to be proven wrong - I'm sure you understand how important that is.
ALSO: A kindly person with poor taste has set up a Facebook group in my honour, titled "A bunch of people who like Dr. Ashen". My girlfriend claims that no more than 50 people will ever join it. She needs to be proven wrong - I'm sure you understand how important that is.
Labels: Edit / Dub, Parody, Video
13 March 2008
Did he ever really leave you?
He's back. Oh, how he's back.
Noseybonk was a bizarrely eerie character from Jigsaw, a 1980's kids TV show. He's one of those childhood things that few people remember until you show them a picture, then they say "OH MY GOD I REMEMBER HIM!" and hide behind the sofa in a foetal position. For the next three weeks.
I'm going to produce a series of videos based around him because I missed him so. The first one is due on 27th March, as you probably guessed.
Noseybonk was a bizarrely eerie character from Jigsaw, a 1980's kids TV show. He's one of those childhood things that few people remember until you show them a picture, then they say "OH MY GOD I REMEMBER HIM!" and hide behind the sofa in a foetal position. For the next three weeks.
I'm going to produce a series of videos based around him because I missed him so. The first one is due on 27th March, as you probably guessed.
01 December 2007
Recap! Cap! Cap!
Now that Crap Comics Month is nothing more than a painful memory, here's a recap of the most interesting thing from last month that you may have missed: Gunstorm!
It is a music video that I made for a song. You've probably guessed that by now.
As a pointless 'DVD Extra' style bonus, here are some scenes which weren't used in the final cut:
It is a music video that I made for a song. You've probably guessed that by now.
As a pointless 'DVD Extra' style bonus, here are some scenes which weren't used in the final cut:
19 November 2007
You can rescue the Galaxy
Gosh! It's a music video I made for the song 'Gunstorm' by Steven McLachlan!
The song is a parody of eighties' kids TV themes (think Pole Position, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Ulysses 31 etc) and the video itself is a parody of Star Fleet, Terrahawks and to a lesser extent Fireball XL5 and Thunderbirds.
The song is available on iTunes here, and you can download a demo of the PC game Gunstorm 2 here.
NOTE: The video is also viewable at YouTube on Steven McLachlan's own channel. Please stop e-mailing me saying he stole it - he didn't, he's the singer!
Here's an announcement video I made for it:
The song is a parody of eighties' kids TV themes (think Pole Position, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Ulysses 31 etc) and the video itself is a parody of Star Fleet, Terrahawks and to a lesser extent Fireball XL5 and Thunderbirds.
The song is available on iTunes here, and you can download a demo of the PC game Gunstorm 2 here.
NOTE: The video is also viewable at YouTube on Steven McLachlan's own channel. Please stop e-mailing me saying he stole it - he didn't, he's the singer!
Here's an announcement video I made for it:
24 July 2007
So, where does the earth go after it's been drilled through?
What's that coming over the hill? Is it a sequel? Is it a sequel?
Sadly, yes. The Secret Life of Skeletor 2: Electric Boogaloo...
Sadly, yes. The Secret Life of Skeletor 2: Electric Boogaloo...
Labels: Edit / Dub, Parody, Video
16 June 2007
God, I hate "Reality" TV
24 April 2007
So whose side was Zordak on anyway?
It's an all-new thing!
In other news -Trailer Club 70 will be undergoing an upgrade in the next couple of days which will greatly improve the video quality of the trailers on offer. Smashing!
In other news -Trailer Club 70 will be undergoing an upgrade in the next couple of days which will greatly improve the video quality of the trailers on offer. Smashing!
Labels: Edit / Dub, Parody, Video
16 March 2007
I, for one, welcome our inhuman overlords
Archant, publishers of my local newspapers The Eastern Daily Press and The Eastern Evening News, have unveiled a virtual newsreader at www.newsfastuk.info.
Did I mention it was a TERRIFYING, CHINLESS, QUASI-REPTILIAN NEWSREADER FROM HELL? Have a quick look, but steel yourself beforehand.
Inconceivably, it seems that registering the .com was beyond the scope of the project. So I did it instead. Why not head on over to www.newsfastuk.com and have a look? I apologise for my content not being as frightening as the original.
Did I mention it was a TERRIFYING, CHINLESS, QUASI-REPTILIAN NEWSREADER FROM HELL? Have a quick look, but steel yourself beforehand.
Inconceivably, it seems that registering the .com was beyond the scope of the project. So I did it instead. Why not head on over to www.newsfastuk.com and have a look? I apologise for my content not being as frightening as the original.
06 February 2007
I don't... eat.
Have you seen the film "Broken Flowers" starring Bill Murray? Were you sad when it ended? Do you wish there was more?
WELL CRAVE NO MORE, FRIEND! Simply use the Broken Flowers Emulator provided below and experience the continuing adventures of Don Johnston. Adventures that last forever.
WELL CRAVE NO MORE, FRIEND! Simply use the Broken Flowers Emulator provided below and experience the continuing adventures of Don Johnston. Adventures that last forever.
15 January 2007
Tufty the Squirrel is very naughty.
"What's the time, Mister Wolf?"
"It's new video thing time. Grrrr!"
Warning: Not suitable for work. Or pretty much anywhere else, due to STRONG NAUGHTY CONTENT.
I've been waiting ages to get all five Tufty public information films in high quality so I could make something like this. Turns out they weren't high quality enough for what I had in mind and some scenes suffer as a result. But hey, at least it's extremely rude!
"It's new video thing time. Grrrr!"
Warning: Not suitable for work. Or pretty much anywhere else, due to STRONG NAUGHTY CONTENT.
I've been waiting ages to get all five Tufty public information films in high quality so I could make something like this. Turns out they weren't high quality enough for what I had in mind and some scenes suffer as a result. But hey, at least it's extremely rude!
Labels: Edit / Dub, Parody, Video
16 December 2006
"If you work in marketing, kill yourself."
Did you see the appalling fake fansite that Sony had put together to sell their PSP thingy? It's been removed now after a backlash of hatred from about 73% of the Earth's population, but a handy copy is kept here with the offending videos backed up here and here.
The marketing company responsible is called "Zipatoni", and they appear to specialise in devaluing society by posing as fans of the companies they work for. Can anyone think of a more soulless, dehumanising and viciously amoral way to sell crap? If so, there's a job in marketing just waiting for you!
But worst of all, they refer to themselves as "Brand Evangelists" on their site. Just reading that phrase makes me die a little inside. I sincerely hope that everyone at Zipatoni dies screaming in agony, as their children look on laughing.
Anyway, I managed to snag the UK version of their domain, and threw together a parody site. Here it is: www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.co.uk
Be the first to see it, before all the identikit gaming news sites link to it and fail to understand the obvious joke!
The marketing company responsible is called "Zipatoni", and they appear to specialise in devaluing society by posing as fans of the companies they work for. Can anyone think of a more soulless, dehumanising and viciously amoral way to sell crap? If so, there's a job in marketing just waiting for you!
But worst of all, they refer to themselves as "Brand Evangelists" on their site. Just reading that phrase makes me die a little inside. I sincerely hope that everyone at Zipatoni dies screaming in agony, as their children look on laughing.
Anyway, I managed to snag the UK version of their domain, and threw together a parody site. Here it is: www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.co.uk
Be the first to see it, before all the identikit gaming news sites link to it and fail to understand the obvious joke!
11 August 2006
Please, stay on the line
Here's something I made the other morning to amuse my nephew:
I'm now off to sulk because b3ta bizarrely referred to me as "Dancing Yak" in their newsletter, and my girlfriend keeps taking the piss as a result. Bah.
I'm now off to sulk because b3ta bizarrely referred to me as "Dancing Yak" in their newsletter, and my girlfriend keeps taking the piss as a result. Bah.
Labels: Edit / Dub, Parody, Video
